diff --git a/.eleventy.js b/.eleventy.js
index 1f24433f098043f67b94114bf0418c6fbd184386..c0824b3bc2f7f344efb8fe932f7cac098343ffdb 100644
--- a/.eleventy.js
+++ b/.eleventy.js
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@ module.exports = function(eleventyConfig) {
   eleventyConfig.addPlugin(pluginSyntaxHighlight);
   eleventyConfig.addPlugin(pluginNavigation);
   eleventyConfig.addPlugin(pluginSEO);
+  
 
   redirect('/2020/03/14/The-Discord-privacy-scandal.html', '/articles/discord.html');
   redirect('/2020/05/02/Twitter-we-need-a-break.html', '/articles/twitter.html');
diff --git a/_includes/layouts/base.html b/_includes/layouts/base.html
index c648dbe43455c43525c479cbe07b624dbb193caf..7d2a6b8cf473b52240831ba2e0755e6b7bbfea00 100644
--- a/_includes/layouts/base.html
+++ b/_includes/layouts/base.html
@@ -1,23 +1,44 @@
 ---
 templateEngineOverride: liquid
+author: resynth1943
 ---
 
 <!DOCTYPE html>
+<!-- Because who doesn't use English? :^) -->
 <html lang="en">
 <head>
     <meta charset="UTF-8">
+
+    <!-- We need to keep this puppy responsive! -->
     <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
     <title>{{ title or brand.name }}</title>
-    <meta name="description" content="{{ description or brand.description }}">
+
+    <!-- What would the internet be without STYLING?! -->
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="/styling/main.css">
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="/styling/footer.css">
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="/styling/home.css">
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="/styling/header.css">
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/fonts/manrope/manrope-v1-latin-regular.css">
-    {% if env == 'production' %}
-        <script data-goatcounter="https://resynth1943.goatcounter.com/count" async src="//gc.zgo.at/count.js"></script>
-    {% endif %}
-    <!-- <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://unpkg.com/nes.css/css/nes-core.min.css"> -->
+
+    <!-- Normal `meta` stuff: -->
+    <meta name="description" content="{{ description or brand.description }}">
+    <meta name="robots" content="index,follow">
+    <meta name="author" content="resynth1943">
+
+    <!-- Don't want spiders to get a wrong impression. -->
+    <link rel="canonical" href="{{ page.url }}">
+
+    <!-- OpenGraph: https://ogp.me -->
+    <meta property="og:title" content="{{ title or brand.name }}">
+    <meta property="og:type" content="article">
+    <meta property="og:url" content="/responses/">
+    <meta property="og:description" content="{{ description or brand.description }}">
+
+    <!-- Twitter metadata, because why not...? -->
+    <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary">
+    <meta name="twitter:url" content="/responses/">
+    <meta name="twitter:title" content="{{ title or brand.name }}">
+    <meta name="twitter:description" content="{{ description or brand.description }}">
 </head>
 <body>
     {% include header.html %}
@@ -28,7 +49,10 @@ templateEngineOverride: liquid
     {% include footer.html %}
 
     <!-- Goatcounter tracking code; see the analytics for this page: https://resynth1943.goatcounter.com/ -->
-    <script data-goatcounter="https://resynth1943.goatcounter.com/count"
-        async src="//gc.zgo.at/count.js"></script>
+    {% if env == 'production' %}
+        <script data-goatcounter="https://resynth1943.goatcounter.com/count" async src="//gc.zgo.at/count.js"></script>
+    {% else %}
+        <!-- WHERE MAH GOAT AT -->
+    {% endif %}
 </body>
-</html>
\ No newline at end of file
+</html> <!-- ;¬) Stay synthin' -->
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6ad066019a4a38479d1ee5665cf439c561eae909..4a572f5b5c8a53278f4eacfe2e61e1ada4600595 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 		"pug": "^3.0.0"
 	},
 	"scripts": {
-		"build": "eleventy",
+		"build": "NODE_ENV=production eleventy",
 		"serve": "eleventy --serve",
 		"watch": "eleventy --watch",
 		"deploy": "now"
diff --git a/responses/index.md b/responses/index.md
index 69546785d440f2be59a05a588790e75fa28b169d..a588b362a9fb51570b74b1366d35796bb22df597 100644
--- a/responses/index.md
+++ b/responses/index.md
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 ---
 layout: base
+title: Responses
+description: Here are some responses to common questions I'm asked.
 ---
 
 # Responses